Nude Ass of Nicole Kidman
April 8, 2007
Joke of the Day
April 8, 200770% of women who smoke have had more than 4 lovers in the
last year, while 60% of female non-smokers had none.
Women who respond to sex surveys in mags like Cosmo may have 5 times as many lovers as typical women.
Women who read romance novels have sex twice as often as
those who don’t.
Women with a Ph.D. are twice as likely to be turned on by the
thought of anonymous sex as women who never got a bachelor’s
degree.
Women who went to college are more likely to enjoy oral sex
(giving and receiving) than high school dropouts.
National birthrates rise and fall with the height of heels.
In a bar or nightclub, the hemlines and necklines of
unaccompanied women rise and fall (respectively) during
ovulation.
Women who have a positive attitude towards sex tend to be
less achievement oriented.
White teenage girls who live with single mothers are 60% more
likely to have sex before the age of 18 than those who live
with both parents. The percentage is much lower for black
girls.
Women who lost their virginity before their 18th birthday are
likely to be twice as sexually active as women who don’t.
Atheists, non-Christians and Jews are tend to be more
sexually active than practicing Christians.
Women who have spent a night in jail are almost 50% more
likely to have had more than 10 lovers in the past year than
women with no criminal record.
Australian women are more likely to have sex on the first
date.
Latino women have sex more often than either Blacks or
Whites, who get down at roughly the same rate.
Black women are 50% more likely than White women to come
every time they have sex.
White women, especially those with a college degree, are the
most receptive to anal sex.
20% of women who live with their boyfriends have more than
one sex partner.
So, you know what this means? Yup…all you guys have to go
looking for:
A 1/4 Aussie/1/4 Latino/1/4 Black/1/4 White Atheist with a
Ph.D., wearing a low neckline and high heels during happy
hour in a swanky bar, smokes, has a criminal record, reads
Cosmo and Barbara Cartland, and who lives with her single
mom!
Shouldn’t be too hard.
Happy hunting.
